Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
That’s trump level defense - you can’t take me to court for stealing because that violates my Hippo rights
That's how it works actually - if you break the law while making the case, your case is invalid.