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Microsoft has started a corporate drone breeding program (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like the point they make which is that every social media site with profile photos and DM's will eventually turn into a dating site in some capacity. LinkedIn though shudder. I can't imagine the corporate pickup lines in a place like that....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

"Hey are you passive income? Because i'd sure as hell like to have you on my portfolio."