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Gotta stay grounded. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.