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cue antivaxxers' pro-plague and pro-death screeching 🤦♂️
Any day now those vaxxed will drop dead!!
I often go by a place were somebody tagged the wall with something that roughly translates to "Half the vaccinated will die".
So half will not? Ever?
The other half becomes vampires, obviously.
So, the 5G mind controller chips in it do make sense after all.
It’s an easy issue to resolve, really. Just install garlic frequency beams to our 5g towers and boom solved the vampire crisis