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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If only there were a way to make it so employees weren't willing to risk their jobs scamming the company to just to earn an extra $100. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a real tough problem here, not sure how we could possible solve it. Clearly the answer is to throw more money at the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Won't anyone think of the billionaires? They are persecuted every day and lose hard earned money on this. I only hope Jeff can afford to go to space again after this scandal. Thots and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s not the right answer. First, let’s hire McKinsey for a few millions to analyze related cases and Amazon’s processes. After that, we can implement their recommendation of a 5% downsizing, CEO salary increase, and a stock buyback program.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry, the robots are on the case