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Because I use a language that was invented more than 1 year ago
and it feeds me.
You use the language? Weren’t they just for bragging rights and blog posts?
Oh yeah I forgot, first you have to make a blog post, then a devlog, then review the top 10 best features of JS es6 (9 years after it was released...). Then ~~shitpost on social media~~ network for the other half of the week, and boom! You're officially a Master Programmer!