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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 241 points 11 months ago (11 children)

This argument did not go well

You can't convince people to do their job with logic when they just don't want to do their job. After minorities, the thing cops hate most is doing their job.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, they just dont care about some stupid bicycle.

Also - why dont this guy just give them the exact footage? He doesnt want to?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I assume he doesn't have access to it. He just knows there's a camera pointing at the place where his bike was stolen, and that the police have access to the footage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

They might not know when in the footage it happened

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