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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, they just dont care about some stupid bicycle.

Also - why dont this guy just give them the exact footage? He doesnt want to?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I assume he doesn't have access to it. He just knows there's a camera pointing at the place where his bike was stolen, and that the police have access to the footage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

They might not know when in the footage it happened