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[–] [email protected] 446 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (39 children)

Yeah, pigs don't like to be corrected. Or made to look like they don't know what they're doing.

[–] [email protected] 268 points 11 months ago (25 children)

And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (18 children)

I have heard that very often. I wonder if bikes are harder to track down than other property for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Given the number of times I've seen cops on police forums and r/protectandserve use terms like "bikefags", I think it's just the typical cop disgust of anything they perceive to be weak or effeminate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a gay cyclist I know I’m doing something right by pissing off cops without doing anything wrong

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Thank you for you service o7

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't get that. Bicycling requires strength and endurance. It exposes you to the elements. Why is sitting in a cushy car something some people think as being more macho? Is it that you're in control of a heavier and more powerful machine?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Bicycling requires strength and endurance.

So does cleaning a house, but that's "women's work".

Is it that you're in control of a heavier and more powerful machine?

That's it. You didn't get it at first because made the mistake of associating manliness with things like patience, strength, hard work, endurance both of toil and hardship; all things that do make up ideals of manliness to normal people. But you need to approach it from the perspective of a wastrel, a weak, foolish, and lazy person who demands the respect and deference of being manly without putting in the hard work—something he has avoided all his life. He might praise hard work in abstract, but he has no discipline for it and doesn't respect those who actually do it, he just considers them beneath him. To such a person, the defining aspect of manliness and machismo is mastery, mastery over others and their wills, and since mastery through work is a waste of time to him, he turns to shortcuts.

From there, it's not hard to see where the thought process goes. Since strength is to him based on control and mastery, he picks something that gives him more command over the road in a direct and in-your-face way. The man who drives a lifted Ram 2500 can confront you by running you the fuck over. By contrast, in his opinion, cyclists are entitled jackasses in miniscule booty shorts who can only confront you on the road by screaming "CRITICAL MASS! FUCKING CAGER!" and throwing sparkplugs at your windows. The difference in power dynamic is proof enough to our friend of who the "real man" is.

To take the mentality to its conclusion, the easiest way to gain mastery in general is through authority, and the easiest way to get that, even easier than joining a gang, is by becoming a cop.

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