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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

If the body decays, that's a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do they keep it a secret?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn't include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google "HOH chemical", and you'll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't need to Google anything because you used some big words to make me feel scared! I can now confidently say to people I did my research!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Damn, sounds like an incredibly dangerous chemical