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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes my work takes a while and other people push in the meantime. Guess I'm dying the fire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then you pull before committing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boom, merge conflict. The only thing left to me is force push and delete everyone's changes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Eh, it's probably fine. Those chumps don't do anything useful.