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Question for God (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 11 months ago (12 children)

"because if it didn't feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit" is probably God's/nature's answer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Don't worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>...

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