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The eye-opener commit (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, we cannot just put every random library on the server. Please stick to the stable ones the team picked, not random ones you just heard about and wanted to try in production.

Docker enters the chat: Now you can!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For some reason our executable only works if you include a jpg of a coconut... do you want to debug why or just ship it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ship it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Begins planning a coconut / computer wedding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Shit that sounds familiar. Like the jpg was large enough to push the binary into some random memory region.