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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

8 billions of people have and they’re alive

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Let's rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So it's clearly a skill issue you say?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

well one day,they ll die /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Every person who hasn't died sooner

Checkmate

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother