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Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.
Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.
Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.
Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you're cutting up the tomatoes.