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"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"
Because you're generic and everyone's initialized you at some point
Everybody's init? Sounds just like her
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
"Girl, you are my Two's Complement, you're always my plus one on any occaision"
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;