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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

Now I'm just imagining him reading a chapter of Shakespeare or something, like he thought he was in literature club.

Not that I could imagine Trump visiting a literature club, but I can imagine him thinking it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am so curious what he paper was. I like to think it was a haiku he wrote

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A haiku he wrote l, and then turned into an irrelevant essay about some golfclubs and pussygrabbing.

Sry Im not american and dont know what shit he talks about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha dw, that was spot on!