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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One downside of being a lizard: there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you with the speed and precision of a fighter jet and you won't even know it until you've been violently jerked awake. Just in time to realize that you are completely fucked.

So, you know, it's a tradeoff. No student loans, or really any responsibilities, but also dramatically higher risk of sudden violent death.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

there's always the risk that while you're enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you

Damn Romulans! They ruin everything nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I would much rather a rude awakening and a gleaming beak, than the slow dismantling of everything I ever tried to achieve