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No rest for the virtuous (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good luck with them holding that up in court. Just do it on your own hardware and you're good to go

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't really code in my free time, every merge request for a FOSS project I wanted to do so far was for company projects where a feature was missing or buggy. My GitHub and Gitlab accounts are full of outdated forks we needed for a minor change in the FOSS project which I was not allowed to merge upstream

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I had that situation for several years. I skipped to a pro-opensource organization, and have never looked back. The coolest part is I have commits accepted to some big name projects now, which I figure is part of why nobody asks me to write fizz-buzz in an interview anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not submitting the pull request until off work hours (maybe a hour or two after the shift whistle blows) would also be a good story to show the court.