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Find a dive bar and go at the same time/times every week for at least 8 visits. You’ll know it’s a dive bar if it smells like the beer has soaked into the walls and floors and someone offers you a bump of coke in a bathroom that’s too small for two people. You will absolutely make friends but they might not be the best influences on your life. They’ll be really loyal and probably kinda funny though.
Bonus: if you're gay, the guy offering you a bump will usually also blow you in said too-small bathroom.
What if I'm not gay, will he still blow me?
Of course he will, senator!
bisexual here: it probably increases your chances