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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You say you use documentation only. You obviously use stack overflow or other forums too, like the rest of us. But keep on pretending

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you don't believe me, there isn't really anything I can do to change your mind. It doesn't matter to me either way, but no I don't go on stackoverflow because it's toxic and unhelpful. I go on forums or IRC if I want to discuss the development of a library.

Honestly, I am pretty used to the "you can't do things your way, you have to do them our way or it wont work" shit because practically every neurotypical thinks this way. All I'm saying is there's a reason I'm faster than my peers. I don't know how much of that is due to my avoidance of "crutches" but I'm certain it's nonzero.