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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

C is a knife. The basic thing you can build weapons (programming languages) with.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. Knives can also be used as screwdrivers for fasteners with a "blade" or "flat" head.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a screwdriver without a head because you have to build it yourself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are confusing C with UNIX

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

same difference