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Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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One chestnut from my history in lottery game development:

While our security staff was incredibly tight and did a generally good job, oftentimes levels of paranoia were off the charts.

Once they went around hot gluing shut all of the "unnecessary" USB ports in our PCs under the premise of mitigating data theft via thumb drive, while ignoring that we were all Internet-connected and VPNs are a thing, also that every machine had a RW optical drive.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In high school they blocked dictionary.com for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess either because it starts with dic or because you can look up dirty words on it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You wouldn't want high school boys running around with enlarged dictions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Think of the lexiconsequences

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Worse yet, the girls might become cunning linguists.