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The secret to finding love is to just be yourself. A hotter, richer, younger version of yourself.
Richer ? ๐ is it essential?
It's the most important part! Remember, when you're filling out your dating profile, keep the salary figure within reason or they'll know you're being yourself a little too hard.
I always find that "a little over six figures" is just vague enough to get you out of a jamb should they find out about your disgusting financial situation! Almost like saying you're six feet tall: who's gonna prove you're really 5'-9" unless they measure you!