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Teh wut (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first rule of dev club is: You don't talk about the backlog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But I need to poop. I can’t hold that backlog in for longer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've got a backlog that's about 900 long... you can definitely hold more and your company depends on you doing so. If your product department sees you closing their tickets they're definitely get uppity... and the golden rule of development is to never do a product tickets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Second rule of the dev cub: You DO NOT talk about the backlog