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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)
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Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lungs are holes, he just extends them. You actually lose weight too so that's a bonus.