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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.

Otherwise, it's been nice knowing you 👍🏻

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He did not tell us. RIP