[A picture of Pepe the frog frowning while holding a gun to its head]
I hit another level this weekend /r9k/
>be me
>like this coworker
>finally get the courage to talk to her
>holy shit things are going well
> invites me to hangout on friday
> says her friends are burning books that go against Christianity
>seriously wtf
>whatever she’s hot
>gets the address
>it’s friday
>don't understand if I’m supposed to bring my own books
>buy $300 worth of anti-christian books
>put them in two big trash bags
>head over to book burning
>See coworker
>say hi
>"what are in the bags anon..?"
>"I...I brought books for the burning."
>"Anon I was joking about the book burning"
>it’s a normal fucking party
>don't know what to do
>pretend to get a call
>walk away and leave books
> start running home leaving my car
I snuck back on Saturday and got my car, but I think I have to fucking quit work now. Theres no way I can see her again.
What should I do? I have a shift on Wednesday.
ITT: people believe green text
It's just fun to play along. I don't think many people actually believe green text anymore.
Hypothetical scenarios are still fun to think and talk about.
>Be Me.
>Read green text story. Start nodding along and emphasizing with the anon.
>Show other people the story.
>"Anon it's just a green text, no one actually believes it, haha."
>forever alone
I didn’t come to this marxist Linux forum to be insulted like this. (Also, \> preserves the >)
So you typed \\> to say that?
Probably
\\\>, an escape character for each character.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\> implying
At that point just use `text here`.
Fixed, and thanks.
It's real, I was there, trust me bro.
I don’t think anyone believes this happened, it’s just a goofy story.