Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Ur a bus!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Me: "but Subaru doesn't make buses, dad. and you can't be a bus, they aren't sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?"

Dad: "no you see, Subaru backwards i-"

Me: "this is why mom left you"

Halo announcer: "Betrayal!"