this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't judge my platelets! They're just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn't been good on their quality of life either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Won't someone think of the economy?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well it depends on.how big the wound is. Usually for me it takes around half an hour for a pimple to "heal"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Waiting for somebody to do the math based on how big the wound how long would one last.