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You have the ability to telekinetically manipulate objects near politicians, but they can't get injured or die before their fated lifespan is up; How do you embarass the politicians? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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By "near" I mean like a sphere of 10 Meters around them. You can't manipulate them directly, it has to be a non-living object. You also can't cause anyone else to die before their fated time of death.

So, how do you embarass them.

Trip them down the stairs? (zero injuries remember)

Drop their mug while they try to drink water?

C'mon, what's the most embarassing thing you can do?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I make the air immediately around then smell like they just shit themselves

I make sure that they can smell it too

When the Tangerine Toddler is about to give an address, I make sure that the microphones stop working, and send fart sounds to the receivers, while the shit smell gets stronger and fills the nearby area

I'd make every deliberately dishonest statement from the mouth of a public figure cause a little raincloud to appear above their head, with little lightning bolts that look great on camera

I'll also make the arsehole of every conservative in the world itch uncontrollably whenever they choose to be a dickhead when they could choose to be nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"TT" probably already smells bad. Unlike most(?) people who (as is the rumour) wear incontinence pants, he doesn't seem to be the kind of person who would be level-headed about it if someone were to point it out.