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The irony (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

INTERCAL's PLEASE Politesse Checking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's hilarious. I do hope it gets evaluated at run time. That way you could have a program that works most of the time but if some rare circumstance caused it to execute commands in a sequence where the correct level of politeness was not maintained it would get the hump and crash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

LOL wow, I never even heard of INTERCAL. Does it have IF THEN MAYBE?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It does have ABSTAIN and COME FROM, for example. It doesn't have IF, of course. That would be silly.