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What do you think will be the cause of your death? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I think for me, its either:

(Ranked by most to least likely)

Heart Attack
Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
Hit by a vehicle
Murdered by a family member

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On March 4th, 2033 at 6:32am local time I will trip and fall walking downstairs. Where I will smack my head on the newel post at the bottom, breaking my neck and causing a severe skull fracture. I will lie semi-conscious on the floor for the next 16 minutes and 27 seconds before expiring at 6:50am local time.

I don't know what happens after that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Lol, that was going to be no 3 on my list. I'm at an age where I don't fall over, I "have a fall", and my own stupid feet are a trip hazard. It's going to kill me one of these days, if heart disease or cancer doesn't get me first.

Must be nice having an exact time to work towards!