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Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year
(www.theverge.com)
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Usually I am an earlier adopter of tech because I'm interested in technology, and I have money to burn. But I don't need a brain chip, I'm weird enough already without having to debug my own head.
"Yes honey, I'm coming. Just one more thing to compile in my head"
Segmentation faultCan I run Linux on it? Or better yet Gentoo? "You having a headache?" "Just compiling the system. Lending some brain power"
three weeks after implant
"I was completely wrong about this technology! Valve Mindtap is the best thing ever!"
eyes stare 1000 yards into the distance while your true consciousness screams to be let out from the dark prison it has been trapped in