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There is an Assassin after you and you will almost certainly die within the next 7 days if the timeline remains unchanged. Your phone can now send messages back in time; How do you save yourself? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The messages can go as far back as the beginning of the 7 day period (the moment you found out about your assassin is after you)
You can only send the messages if you have cell signal (maybe don't hide in the woods, you assassin might be there, and you don't get a do-over 🙃)
Your phone is immune to damage and malware (although spyware and keyloggers can still be on there, but they can't affect the system, just on "read only" mode). Auto-updates are now disabled by default
If assassin got your phone, they could send false messages to trick your past self. (Don't lose your phone!)
At the end of 7 days, the Assassin will just drop dead due to time travel limitations, time travelers cannot survive longer than 7 days in the past (yes, the assassin is a time traveler 😉)

[P.S: El Psy Congroo]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do I have any information at all about the assassin? Sending back the only info I know, "there is an assassin", won't help much, will it?

The problem is that I can't wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It'd be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else's death, but I can't send a message after my own death, can I?

I see you're going for a Steins;Gate reference but this is a significantly harder scenario.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is that I can’t wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It’d be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else’s death, but I can’t send a message after my own death, can I?

Quickly program your phone to record a video and send a MMS to yourself if it detects you death.

You set up your phone at a vantage point pointed at you, and just go on live tv, make a scene, wait for the assassin to come. Then they come and kill you, and your phone captures their image, and sends it to your past self. Now you got a face to research.

What's that? The assassin wore a mask? NOOOOO! 🙃➰️💀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

But I don't even know when and where the assassin is coming, do I?