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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Y'know, I've been thinking... The app is missing a couple of things, like This, and That, and it should also do This after That, but not That after This, and maybe even navigate to The Other Thing after 3 Launch events, while also not doing that if the user is under a Pisces moon in the 4th Year of Wilting..."

"So... you want a Rate the App pop-up with specific trigger conditions?"

"What?! No! I want one of those prompts with the stars and the redirect to the Store which lets people post reviews of the app, what are you even talking about?!"

AI Junior Dev: short-circuits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It wouldn't short circuit, it would just say "OK, no problem!" and then output bullshit.