Memes

45601 readers

1267 users here now

Be civil and nice.
Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

617

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

40 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll bet you put your phone down the first time, and it was in your pocket the second time. Poop weighs incredibly little.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once lost 4 pounds just by pooping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how many courics is that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And what was it on the Clydesdale scale?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"careful, he's a hero"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No clothes both times and dry hair. The scientific method cannot constrain me