How many wiretaps do you have in your home?
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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People in the 80’s: Some day an AI will take over the world.
People today: YO CHAT GPT, Write a song about hamsters robbing a bank!
(Verse 1) In the underground, where the tunnels run deep, There's a crew of hamsters, they don't get no sleep. With their tiny masks and their paws so sly, They're plottin' a heist, gonna reach for the sky.
(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Verse 2) They scoped out the bank, made a plan so cool, Hamster in the getaway car, he's the wheelman, no fool. The vault's their target, full of sunflower seeds, These rodents mean business, fulfillin' their needs.
(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Bridge) They scurry and scamper, through vents they'll explore, In the dark of the bank, they're gonna score. With their pockets full of loot, they'll make their escape, These hamster outlaws, there's no time to wait.
(Verse 3) But the bank's alarm starts to ring out so loud, And the security guards, they're joinin' the crowd. The hamsters keep movin', they won't back down, They've come too far now, they'll own this town.
(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They're rollin' on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain't no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper's perfect.
(Outro) In the end, they made it away with the dough, Through tunnels and alleys, they continue to go. Those hamster bandits, the legends they'll be, In the annals of rodent crime history.
Wow, phonk