this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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I know this is just a joke but why would he be calling HR instead of security?
He isn't very bright
They're a programmer, do you expect them to know anything about security? Those are the people that "SELECT %s FROM foo"
He's new around here
Until very recently, I wasn't sure my company had security.