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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like something a serial killer would say...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Shit you caught me

Hold on I gotta clean the wood chipper

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Really very frustrating, I was just trying to clean and they kept throwing their blood and random body parts everywhere. It was impossible to keep up.