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ELI5: Why would you ever report a homeless person?
Because they shouldn't be in a server room. There are extremely expensive, very sensitive components in there. You can damage millions of dollars worth of equipment if you don't know what you're doing.
Yeah, I wouldn't call the cops, but that's pretty high on the list of bad places for a homeless encampment.
I mean, they shouldn't be in a server room probably, it's not entirely safe.
Because people are assholes