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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Failing that, there's also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 65535 years old, and you can't prove otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Only neanderthal kids will remember.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why stop there? How about a lil' white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

bob'; DROP TABLE users;