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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (33 children)

Any bird who lives primarily in the water is dumb as shit. They have unlimited protection above and around them, so they have zero adaptive pressure to put anything into their intelligence. Land birds have a lot to worry about so their brains are approaching human levels of intellect.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (24 children)

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month to my knowledge and I don’t spend long in my bedroom outside sleeping. Land birds aren’t smart outside of a few select species lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funny story, never hit a bird with my car in Quebec, until I drove into Manitoba, where I proceeded to wack 3 in 2 days.

Birds seem to be stupid by region.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You probably should drive less or get an electric bike.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I agree, but not to go on a road trip to Manitoba :P

I actually did the math, and for how loaded the car was and how many people we brought, it was both cheaper and more eco-friendly to take a car that gets 42 MPG on that road trip than take a plane to Winnipeg.

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