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fuck_around/find_out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kids today just don't know real code

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Hell, kids today don't even number their lines anymore. What's wrong with the world?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My 21 year old is pretty into rust and html. Does that count?

I'm pretty ignorant on most of it. In my youth, I just dabbled trying to lean basic on a c64 and AMOS on the Amiga though, so maybe not lol

e: I think I missed the joke, probably because I'm old lol