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This just in: Literally everything in life is made up as we go along.
Except table manners. Those are dictated by the Universe itself!
What do you do with rude tables?
Use them as firewood
Read somewhere that the elbows thing comes from the days where tables were just planks of wood sitting on something. Your elbows would tip the board over so it was a dick move to knock everyone's food over. Anyway idk if it's true but it's a neat idea
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.
Come watch TV?