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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies... The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt

A car battery? or a small picnic generator

6/10 Flood Factor - This property has a 73.60% risk of flooding over 30 years.

Property is already Little Mermaid color ready.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Right, the color is the least of this place's problems.

It doesn't appear to be wired for electricity and doesn't have central heat. Forget AC, but it's in Wisconsin so maybe it's not a necessity.

Add in flooding and... yeah, pass.

The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies, the residence is served by private septic and new well. The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt, heated with cook stove, the concrete floor does have in floor tubing for heat as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There will be no accusations just friendly crustaceans under the seaaaa.