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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I kinda like it, but only in the way "we're at some kind of holiday resort". I'd go crazy after a few weeks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, to me it feels like a hotel, but like they got confused halfway through making a hotel and started decorating a low-budget museum.

Like what even is that little stone hut type thing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is basically the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Facts. It’s all of the dells honestly, it’s all weird and themed and wet and sleeps too many or not enough. And only really fun for like a small part of the year, but everyone tries to pretend it’s enjoyable all year…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What happens when the house is so weird that the giant Starry Night mural on one wall is barely enough to make a photo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"They're the modern stone-age family"

That deserves its own post.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Probably went all the way in every place, house looks like a filming set for porn