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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/33458015

If I am required to do this, I am purging my Discord account immediately. I am not giving them face scans.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Saw this on a porn website the other day🤣 these executives are retarded if they think I will do a face scan while my dick is in my hand

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Insert verification dildo to continue

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Ugh, you mean I have to take it out?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You could always scan your dick instead and let the computer interpret it as your face.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

I will add googly eyes and see if it works

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

We could also just use pictures of Steve Buscemi, see how long it takes for it to recognize what we're doing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Shut up and dance