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Astonishing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More eyes too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Source?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Logic. Most people have two eyes. No people (AFAIK) have three or more. Some people have one or zero. That draws the average number down to less than two, making the normal number of eyes higher than the average number.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, you're the person who said more legs than average, unsourced. Mine's from the same obvious facts

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's whataboutism. You have a source or not, don't make it about me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They interviewed multiple eye witnesses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty proud to report that I have an above-average number of penises (nearly double, in fact).

However, my wife has grown more balls than I’ve ever had.