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And neither of them met Pete Burns....
You spin me round right baby right round like a record baby round right round!
Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong
Eyebleach:
https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4
......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don't google "meatspin".
Or do, I'm not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.